IS THIS FUCKING REAL BECAUSE I’M HYPERVENTILATING
never try to chat up an angel
philosophy with my favourite band
Ed Sheeran vs. Everyone else
- Normal guy: I really want to kiss you.
- Ed Sheeran: All I want is the taste that your lips allow.
- Normal guy: Let's cuddle.
- Ed Sheeran: Cover me up cuddle me in lie down with me and hold me in your arms.
- Normal guy: I want to hug you.
- Ed Sheeran: I was made to keep your body warm but I'm cold as the wind blows so hold me in your arms.
- Normal guy: She's a crack whore prostitute.
- Ed Sheeran: And in a pipe she flies to the Motherland or sells love to another man.
- Noraml guy: I wanna marry
- Ed Sheeran: I could do without a tan, on my left hand, where my fourth finger meets my knuckle.
- Normal guy: I'm sad and lonely.
- Ed Sheeran: 'Cause lately I've been waking up alone, paint splattered teardrops on my shirt.
- Normal guy: I'm going to get wasted and sleep with someone else to forget about you.
- Ed Sheeran: I wanna be drunk when I wake up on the right side of the wrong bed
- Normal guy: Expect me to drunk diall you later.
- Ed Sheeran: And that tonight I'll call ya, after my blood is drowning in alcohol.